बुधवार, 31 अगस्त 2016

Meri Bhatiji Ke Mundan Ki
sachhi Kahani 


pyare doston

mea Amanjot Kaur Samra hun jesa aap jante hain shavhead { mundan } girl hun or aandra pradesh me rehti hun .... mea 4 sal bad apne meke ja rhi hun rakhi par bhaiya ko rakhi bandhne or meke me 3 / 4 mhina rahungi phir wapas apne pati ke ghar.aaungi
mere bhai ka naam Narinder jit singh Samra hai we bahut hin kadak swavaw { gusse wale } hain or jo keh den wahi karte hain guse me jo bol diya wo bol diya mea 9 din se bhai ke ghar hun ak din bhai ghar aaye to bde hi guse me the aate hin bole ye ladki jasmeet meri bat nhi sunti { mere bhai ki ladki jiska naam jasmeet kaur samra hai } bhabhi ji Sukhwant Kaur boli kya huaa we bole sunday ko btaunga. bhabhi chle gye to mene puchha kya hai bhaiya to we bole mene jasmeet ko kaee bar kaha hai lakon se bat nhi karna par wo manti hin nahi aaj phir se mene use ak ladke ke sath dekha hai mene kaha jane den bhaiya wo abhi chhoti hai samajh jayegi to baiya bole 19 sal 6 mahine ki hogaee hai abhi chhoti hai to badi kab hogi ................
aaj sunday hai subah 8 bje bhai ne aawaz di jasmeet ... jasmeet ke aate hin bole sun jakar teyar hoja aaj tera mundan hona hai jasmeet boli papa ab se koee galti nhi krungi bhaiya bole 4 bar tujhe mna kar chuka hun tun manti nhi parson phir mene tujhe ak ladke ke sath dekha hai bas ab or nahi jao teyar ho jao ...........
eske bad bhaiya ne nai { Barbar } ko phone kar diya 20 mint bad nai aagya bola ji babu ji ... to bhaiya bole ladki ka mundan karna hai OR bole jasmeet chal edhar aa jasmeet rote huye apni mamy ke sath aa gaee to bhaiya bole jasmeet kursi par beth ja wo ro rhi thi bhaiya ne uska hath pakda or jabardasti kursi par betha diya jasmeet rote rote kursi se uth gaee ye dekh bhiya aandar gye OR rasi ke 3 /4 tukde utha laye or jasmeet ki mamy ke hath me diye OR phir jasmeet ki bah pakad kar kursi par betha diya or jasmeet ki mamy ko kaha Sukhwant edhar aa or rasi se kursi ke sath eski dono bahon ko bandh bhabhi ji ne jasmeet ke hath kursi se bandh dye diye phir bhaiya ne kaha eske per bhi bandh de OR ja kar pani ki ak balti or ak mag leti aa bhabhi ji chle gaye or pani ki balti or ak khali mag le aaye jasmeet jor jor se rone lagi to bhaiya ne jasmeet ke muh par tep lga diya phir bhiya ne nai se kaha chlo eska mundan shuru kro nai jasmeet ki gardan par ak kapda bandhne laga to jasmeet aapni gardan edhar udhar hilane lagi to bhaiya ne uske muh par do thapad mare OR nai se bole kapda chhodo or mundan shuru kro pani dalo sar me nai ne kaha bal bhut lambe or ghane hain hain phle kechi se kat lun bhiya ne kaha nhi tum pani dalo or mundan shuru karo { jasmeet ke bal bahut lambe or sundar the uske bal uske kulhon se bhi niche tak aate hain } ab nai ne jasmeet ke sar pr pani dalna shuru kiya or malish karne laga jasmeet pani se gili ho rhi thi bal bahut lambe the es liye pani jada lag rha tha jasmeet ke sar me aadha balti pani dala ja chuka tha nai ne ustra nikala or nya bled lgaya or mundan shuru karne wala tha ki bhaiya bole suno eske sar ke bich me ak choti rakh dena nai ne kaha ji rakh dunga or nai ne phr sar ke bich me thode se bal rabar bend se bandh diye or unko ganth lga di phir ak mag pani sar me dala sar ke bich choti ke agal bagal charo or se golaee me balo ko ustre se saf kiya { munda } ......  or sar me phir se aadha mag pani dala or sar mundna shuru kar diya ..... lambe lambe bal niche girne lage 4 / 5 mint me hin mundan ho gya bhaiya nai se bole 2 /3 bar or ustre se sar ki safaee kro nai ne pani se sar gilla karke ustra phira diya  bhaiya bole brash par shaving cream lga kar phir se ak bar ustra phero .............
nai ne brash par shaving cream lgaee or brash sar par ghumate huye dher sari jhag kardi or ak bar phir se ulta ustras phirane lga jaldi nai ne ustra phira diya ab jasmeet puri trah se ganji ho chuki thi uska sar akdam chikna ho gya tha or uske kapde gile ho ke uske badan se chipk gye the or sare ango ka saf saf pta chal rha tha ...........
bhaiya ne uski mamy ko kaha Sukhwant Kaur ab ese khol de or andar leja nai ne kaha sahab ji choti kat kar chhoti kar dun bhaiya ne kaha nhi rahne do or nai se bole dekho 3/4 hapte { saptah } har din eska sar mundna hai or phir har 3 din me ak bar mundan karna hai jasmeet samjh gaee jasmeet boli ji papa jesa aap khenge wesa hin karungi
bhaiya ne nai ko 500/ rupye diye or bole hisab kar lena or jab pese khatm ho jaye to or lejana nai ne kaha ji sahib or jate jate bola sahib ab kal aauga to bhaiya bole thik hai ak mahina to roj hin mundan karna hai uske bad tisre din mundan karna hai samalh gye nai ne kaha ji or nai namaste karke jane laga to mea boli ruko wo ruk gya to mea boli mera bhi mundan karna hai or mea kursi par beth gaee to wo bola ji bibi ji kaha or brash par shaving cream lgakar mere sar par jhg ki or ustra pher diya mere bad bhabhi ji ne bhi apna mundan kraya  or bola sahib ji ab kal aunga.bhaya bole thik hai or wo aandar chle gye abhi bhi jasmeet ro rhi thi .bhaiya bole jasmeet ptar noha le bhaiya ne kaha or bahar chle gye jasmeet ko rasgulle bhut pasand the bazar se bhaiya ne rasgulle ak handi { bartan ] me dalwa kar ghar aagye
or aapne kamre me jasmeet ko bulaya jasmeet aa gaee usne sar par chuni dali huee thi { jasmeet ke sath me bhi kamre me aa gaee thi } bhaiya bole jasmeet edhar beth phir pyar se bole puttar chuni nhi leni sar par jasmeet ne chuni utar kar bhaiya ko dedi bhaiya ne uska hath pakda or pas betha liya or bole dekh beta rona nhi or mundan to teri buaa ne or maa ne bhi kraya hai or teri buaa nge sar bazar bhi jati hai ab rona nhi samjh gaee jasmeet boli ji bhaiya ne jasmeet ko pakad kar apni chhati se lga liya ......
phir bhiya  mere se bole Amanjot 3/4 pyale le aa or aapni bhabhi ko bhi bula la me andar gaee or 4 pyali lekar aa gaee bhabhi bhi aa gaee bhaiya ne rasgullo ki handi jasmeet ko dee or bole putar sabko ras gulle dede phle apne liye nikal lena jasmeet boli ji pita ji or sab has pade .... sab ras gulle khane lge to bhaiya bole puttr kal se nai roj aayega tun apna mundan aapne aap kra lena tab jasmeet boli han ji papa kra lungi ... phir bhaiya bole dekho sar par chuni nhi lena usne kaha ji papa bhaiya ne uske sar ko chum liya jasmeet hasne lagi or boli papa ji me buaa ko dekha hai wo bina sar dhake bazar bhi chli jati hain or mmai bhi to me kyon darun or boli papa ji me tv dekhne jati hun jese hin jasmeet mudi to bhaiya ne dekha jasmeet ne chutiya bandh kar chhoti kie huee hai bhaiya bole patar chutiya khol kar rakhni hai to jasmeet boli ji papa or usne chutiya khol dee or boli thik hai papa bhaiya bole han han thik hai ye choti badhna nhi hai khuli rakhna samjhi ji papa ji or han jab bhi bahar jao aapni buaa amanjot ko sath lelena koee kuchh kahe to bura nhi manna 10 / 12 din amanjot ke sath jao gi to tuhen aadat ho jayegi koee takli ya or kuchh bhi kahe bura nhi manna or kyonki bujurg log kah gye hain ki hathi chalta hai to kutte bhonkte hain samjhi ji papa ji 1 mahina nai roj ghar par hin aaye ga uske bad tum khud hin naike pass jakr nai se mundan kra liya karna nai apne ghar se thodi dur sadak ke kinare nim ke ped ke niche bethta hai janti hun papa ji mene dekha hai me khud mundan krane uske pas chali jaya kringi aap khen to me kal se hin mundan krane uske pas chli jaya krun gi bhaiya bole shabas mera sher putar thik hai agar tum khud hin nai se mundan karane jao to or bhi achha hai tum chaho to amanjot ko sath le ja sakti ho nhi papa ji eski koee jarurat nhi han buaa ji ki marzi ho to wo ja sakti hain bhaiya bole shabas bete tun beti nhi mera sher putar hai uske bad rat ko sabhi so gye subah 8 bje ke krib jasmeet apne papa se boli papa ji me nai ke pass ja rhi hun uske papa bole thik hai putar uske jane ke bad bhaiya bole amanjot jasmeet nai ke pass gaee hai chup chap uske pichhe jakr dekh me thik hai keh kar jasmeet ke piche chli gaee mene dekha use kuchh ladke chhed rhe the par usne kisi par dhyan nhi diya or nai abhi aaya nhi tha jasmeet uske ghar ki oor chli gaee or darwaje par aawaz lgaae nai aaya bibi ji aap wo boli chlo jaldi se mundan kro mujhe wapas ghar jana hai wo ghar ke andar chli gaee or mea bahar thi wo andar nai bola bibi chai piyengi jasmeet ne kaha nhi nai ne puchha ab sar muda huaa kesa lagta hai wo boli achha or hasne lagi nai ne uska sar muda or kaha ho gya bibi ji jasmeet boli thoda tel hai to lga kar malis bhi kar do wo bola thik hai thodi der bad nai ne kaha malis ho gaee jasmeet uthi or wapas ghar ki or chal ppadi or ghar pahuch kar apne papa se boli papa ji me aa gaee wo bole jakr nhale putr or wo chli gaee uske jate me bhaiya ke pass gaee or boli sab thik hai bhaiya or sari bat btadi ........



Amanjot Kaur Jatti Always Shaved Head

शनिवार, 20 अगस्त 2016

Me ak punjabi orat hun  ( Amanjot KI Bhabhi Sukhwant Kaur )
ak din me aapni nanad Amanjot se milne ( Punjab Se Bdl Township, Bhanur, Andhra Pradesh ) phuchi to mene dekha meri nand ka pura sir munda huaa tha to mene puchha ki tumne aapna mundan kyo kra liya to usne aapni sari kahani bataee or yh bhi btaya ki usne shadi kar li hai or har hapte (saptah ) hin mundan krati hun mene use kaha ki hamare log me oraten sir nhi mundwati par wah boli ye to hamari marzi ki bat hai esse kisi ko kya me chup ho gaee khae usne khana bnaya etne me uske pati bhi aage ham sabne khana khya or so gye do din bad meri nanad mujhe lekar bala ji mandir gaee .wahan hamne darsan kiye or  whan hamne dekha bahut si orton ne aapna sir munda rakha tha mene aapni nanad se puchha ye asa kyo to usne mujhe sari bten btaee or phir wahan bhi le gaee jahan bahut si orten or mard sir mundwa rhe the .......  wahan se ham wapas ghar ke liye chal pade or sham ko ghar phunche khana bnaya or ham sabhi ne khana khaya or so gye . subah meri nand uthi nasta bnaya or mujhe nasta kra diya uske pati ne bhi nasta kiya OR uske bad do alag alag tiphin boxs me khana dala Or mujhe bole ham kam par ja rhe hain or bhabhi ji aapka khana pda hai dopahr me kha lena asa kah kar we chle gye or sham 6 bje meri nand aagee pr rat ka khana bnaya etne me uske pati bhi aagye sabne khana khya or sogye subah uthe nasta bnya or khaya etne me meri nanad ki saheli aaee uska naam nandini tha or uska sir bhi munda huaa tha uske bad wo meri nand se boli Amanjot aaz rabiwar (SUNDAY) ziza ji kahan hai meri nand boli abhi aate hain thodi der bad wo aagye to nandini ne kaha jija ji aaj Sunday hai wo bole mujhe pata hai beth jawo uske bethte hi usne uska sir gila kiya or bras se sabun lagaya or uska mundan kar diya uske bad meri nand beth gaee or uska bhi mundan ho gya meri nand ghar ke andar chali gaee or me uske pichhe ghar ke aandar gaee or mene nanad ko roka or uske sir par hath rakh diya uska sir bilkul chikna or thanda tha mene puchha kesa lagta hai wo boli bahut achha
mene kaha Amanjot me bhi mundan karwalun to Amanjot ne kaha bhabhi bhaiya guse honge to me boli wo bad me soche ge etne me uske pati aandar aagye to Amanjot ne kaha bhabhi ji ko bhi mundan karwana hai wo bola thik hai bahar bramde me chal kar beth jawo me aata hun or me wahin ja kar beth gaee Amanjot mere sath hin thi
thodi der men aagye unke hath me pani ki chhoti si balti thi usne mera sir acci tarah se gila kiya or phir ustra se mundan shuru kar diya 5 minit me hin mera mundan pura ho gaya
mujhe mera sir halka halka mehsoos ho rha tha or thandha bhi  ......  me 3 mahine wahan rhi or har rabiwar ko nandini or Amanjot ke sath hin mundan karwati rhi ab mujhe punjab jana tha to mene Amanjot se kaha Amanjot tere bhaiya kya kahenge Amanjot ne kaha asa karo aap ak big lelo bad me akele unhe bta dena or me big laga kar punjab pahuchi dhire dhir mere mere bal badne lage mene Amanjot Ke Bhaiya ko ye btaya ki mere sir me dard ho gaya tha xre krwane kiye doktar ke kehne par bal katwaye hain
MERA  DIL AAB BHI MUNDAN KARWANE KO KARTA HAI KYA KARUN  PLEASE  KOEE  UPAY  SUJHYEN
Amanjot KI Bhabhi Sukhwant Kaur

Amanjot Kaur Always Shaved Head
Mera Naam  Amanjot Kaur Samra Hai Ye Meri Hin Kahani Hai


me Bdl Township, Bhanur, Andhra Pradesh, India me rahti hun or wahan ak mill me kam karti hun ( wese to me punjab ki rehne wali hun )
ak din me apni ak saheli nandini ke sath bala ji mandir gaee wahan nandini ne aapna mundan karwaya jab ham wapas aa rhe the to mene usse puchaa ye tumne bal kyon katwa diye to usne kaha bal nhi katwaye hain mundan karwaya hai ( or ye to me har sal hin karwati hun ) mene puchha tumen kesa mehsoos ho raha hai to nandni ne kaha achha lag raha hai or sar par hawa thandi thandi lagti hai to bahut hin aaram aa raha hai or thanda mehsoos ho raha hai ( mene usse puchha log kya kahen ge ) usne kahha south india hai yaha to koee kuchh nhi kahta 
kher me sochne lagi agar me bhi mundan karwa leti to pata lagta ki kesa mehsoos hota hai ( lekin me Punjabi Thi or punjabiyo me orten ya ladkiyan bal nhi katwati. kher sochte sochte ham apne shahar Bhanur pahuch gye ham log aapne ghar ja rhe the raste me mene 20 / 22 ke ak nai (Barbar) ladke ko dekha usne thodi der pehle ak orat ka mundan kiya tha or usse pese le rha tha mene nandini ko roka or usse kaha ki us nai (Barbar) se puchho ki wah ghar ja kar mera mundan kar sakta hai ( nandini ne puchha ki kya tum bhi mundan karana chahti ho ) to mene kaha ki han. nandini ne kaha ki yhin kara lo to mene kaha nhi yahan sharm aati hai ghar par hin kraungi to usne kaha pchhti hun nandini nai (Barbar) ke pass chali gaee or usse bat ki nai (barbar) teyar hogya or ham ghar ki or chal pade ( hamara ghar to pass me hin tha ) or hamare ghar se pahle nandini ka ghar aata tha or uske ghar se 8 ghar chhod kar hamara ghar tha nandini ka ghar aa gaya to mene kaha tum ghar jao me sham ko tumse milti hun nandini bay kahte huye nandini apne ghar chali gaee or me ghar ki or aapne ghar ka tala khola or nai (Barbar) ko aandar aane ko kaha jab nai (Barbar) aa gya to mene darwaza band kiya or brande me hin beth gaee nai (Barbar) bola medam sir me pani dal kar gilla to kar lo mene kaha wo balti me pani bhara hai maga bhi wahin hai tumhin sar me aani dal kar gila karo nai (Barbar) ne kaha medam aapke kapde gile ho jayen ge mene kaha koee bat nahin kher nai (Barbar) balti pass hin le aaya or mage se sir par pani dala ( pani bhut hin thanda tha ) or thodi der balon ko masaz ki or phir se sar pe pani dala or ustra nikalne laga ( mujhe bahut jor ki thand lag rahi thi ) etne me nai (Barbar) ustra nikal chuka tha or mera mundan shuru kar diya or schrr… schree. schrr.. ki awaj aa rahi thi jaldi hin mundan ho gaya or pir nai (Barbar) ne mere sir par saving crim lagaee or pir se ustra chalana shuru kar diya or jaldi hin nai (barbar) ne apna kam pura diya or bola madadm ji mundan ho gya mene kaha thahro pese deti hun or me kanpti huee uthi or pese lene ghar ke andar chali gaee thand bahut jor ki lag rahi thi to mene socha pahle kapde badal lun bad me pese dungi or mene sare kapde utar diye or aalmari se kapde nikale or jese hin mudi mera per ak gol dande per pada or me feesal gayi  or me gir gaee jor se aawaz huee me niche giri huee thi or krah rhi thi nai (Barbar) ne puchha madam ji kya huaa mene kaha me gir gaee hun or utha bhin nhi ja raha hai nai (Barbar) dora dora aa gya me nagi niche padi thi nai (barbar) mujhe nagi nice giri huye dekha mene nai (Barbar) se kaha are mughe uthao or palag par betha do usne kaha medam ........... mene kaha are uthao or usne mughe bahon me utha kar plang par diya lekin uske bahon me uthate hin mere sarir me sihran si dorne lagi mene kaha mere kulhe par bhut chot lagi hai mene kaha tum yhan mere pass thodi der betho phir me pese nikal kar deti hun wo thoda hichkicha mene kaha ab kuchh baki nhi tumne mujhe nage dekh liya hai ..... nai (Barbar) ne kaha medam me bahar ja rha hun me yhan beth nhi paunga mene kaha ab kyon darte ho jo tumne dekhna tha dekh liya or mujhe chhu bhi liya nai (Barbar) ne kaha madam mera man kharab sa ho raha hai mene kaha koee bat nhi tum betho me thodi der me pese deti hun nai (Barbar) ne kaha medam aap nage ho mene kaha ab jo hai tumhare samne hai tum betho wo beth gya or udhar me garm ho chuki thi or shayad wo bhi mene uski banh pakdi or aapni or khich liya ab tak wo bhi khul gya or mere shrir par hanth ferne lga me chup thi bs phir kya tha wo shuru ho gya or mene uska bharpur sath diya lekin mujhe dard bahut ho rha tha lekin maza bhi bahut aa rha tha thodi der bad mene kaha bas karo ab wo bola medam abhi nahi farig to ho lun me nidhal ho gaee thi or wo dhake par dhake lga rha tha phir ak taraf hata or kapde pahan kar beth gya / mene usse kaha us aalmari pese hain nikal lo to wo bola pese jane do medam mene kaha nhi or dhire se uthi or lagdate huya almari se pese nikale or use diye wo bola medam 100 ke chhute nhi hain mene kaha koee bat nhi phir mundan kar dena wo jane ko teyar hoya to mene kaha 1 mint wo ruka mene kaha dekho hamne jo kiya ya huaa wo galat tha or han tumhari shadi ho gaee hai kya wo bola nhi to mene kaha agar tum chaho me tumse shadi karna chahti hun usne kaha soch kar btaunga mene kaha koee bat nhi soch lo or ak bat ab mundan krwane tumhari dukan par aaun ki tum ghar par aao ge wo bola jesa aap bolo mene kaha thik hai ghar par hin aa jana wsne puchha kab aaun to mene kaha jab chaho ( mere taraf se to roj hin mundan kar diya kro ) wese tum jab chaho aajana usne thik hai kaha or chla gya .. ak hapte bad wo aaya or bola madam ji kapde utaro mundan karna hai mene kaha kapde kyon utarun wo bola kyonki agle mhine me aapse shadi karunga me dor kar uske gle lag gaee or mene kapde utar diye or usne mundan shuru kar diya to mene kaha dekho shadi ke bad bhi me mundan krwati rhungi agar tuko ye shart manjur hai to me tumse shadi krne ko teyar hun wo bola mujhe tumhari shart manjur hai mene apni maa or pita se bat kar lee hai agle mahine hamari shadi hogi mundan ho chuka tha me uthi or ghar ke andar gaee pichhe pichhe wo bhi aagya or mujhe utha kal plag par dal diya mene are shadi ke bad ... wo bola nhi aaj nhi chhodunga kher jo bhi hona tha huaa or 5 din bad uske mata pita or ristedar aagye or edhar hmare muhale wale or 15 din ke bad shadi ki bat tay ho gaee 
aaj meri shadi 13 din reh gye or aaj 1 hapta mere mundan pfir ho gaya ............. aaj 3 bar ke mundan ke liye jab wo pahuche to mujhse kaha 13 din bad hamari shadi hai wo bola mujhe bhi pata hai chaliye mundan shuru karen to wo bole phle mujhse wada kro aaj me jo kahunga tum karo gi mene kaha achha baba wo bole nhi pehle wada kro mene wada kar liya to wo bole chlo kapde utaro mene kaha kyon to wo bole mundan nhi karna hai mene kaha to shuru kro na wo bole aaj tumhara pura niche se upar tak mundan karun ga mene kaha thik hai mundan shuru huaa pura upar se niche tak me bhi chup chap karwati rhi .... ab wo meri eyebrow ko mundna chahte the mene mana kiya to wo bole tumne wada kiya hai mene kaha nhi jane do to bole thik shadi ke bad tum mundan nhi karwa sakti ho mene kaha wo aapne wada kiya tha ki me shadi bad bhi hamesha mundan krwati rahungi to han sach hai par tumne bhi aaj wada kiya hai ki tum aaj pura niche se upar tak mundan karwaon gi bs ab eyebrow hin baki hain mazboorn mene chup chap eyebrow bhi mundwa liye bs ab kya tha unhone mujhe bahon me bhar liya or utha ke andar palag par lita diya or kam shuru kar diya bole aaj tum bhut sundar lagti ho kher 1 hapte bad wo phir pahuch gye kyon ki aaj phir munda ka din tha mene bhi mundan karwaya to bole ab 5 wen din hamari shadi hai 4din bad mandir me hamari shadi ho gaee aaj meri shadi ko 1 sal 6 mahine ho gaye ham dono khush hain me mill me kam karti hun or unki nai (Barbar) ki dukan hai .....................................Amanjot Kaur Samra